Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Witnesses to the Drowning of Heaven - NORTHFORK (2003)


A coffin bursts from the surface of a large water body, a vision of a man responsible for many lives in the face of oblivion.  It's 1955, but the long-standing town of Northfork is trapped in time and its unwillingness to leave a land doomed by the march of progress.  Its land is carved by glaciers before time itself, home to scrub brush and angels, offering nothing but endless expanse and the inevitability of death - and thus begins Northfork, one of the most strange and haunting films I've ever seen.

Walter O'Brien (James Woods) is the head of a team, including his son Willis (the film's co-writer and co-producer Mark Polish), charged with evacuating the final holdout citizens of Northfork, Montana, a barren outpost due to be flooded in order to power a hydroelectric dam.  His team wear identical black hats and black overcoats and are quite forlorn about their task.  Though the town will be rebuilt once the power is running, there are those who insist on staying on.  Perhaps they wish to remain with their buried loved ones, though most of the graves have been dug up and shipped out.  Among the stubborn is Father Harlan (Nick Nolte) who performs his sermons in his church even though the back wall is missing, revealing brush-thin glacier fields adorned with cows.  Part of his meager duties is to look after Irwin (Duel Farnes), the ailing adopted son of Mr. (an uncredited Clark Gregg,) and Mrs. (Claire Forlani) Hadfield, as the Hadfields plan to abandon him with Harlan, thinking him too ill to travel with them and Harlan was the one who cared for him originally after the death of his parents:

"You gave us a sick child!" Mr. Hadfield complains, to which Harlan replies,

"I gave you an angel."

Unable to move, Irwin wanders the town in his mind, and as he visits his family grave (adorned with pictures of his parents simply marked "Mother" and "Father" and topped with an empty frame for his own) he is approached by Flower Hercules (Daryl Hannah), quite oddly dressed in Elizabethan wear.  She is one of four true angels, the others being Happy (Anthony Edwards), who has wooden hands and wears multi-lensed spectacles; Cup of Tea (Robin Sachs), who drinks tea and seems terribly amused with everything; and the mute Cod (Ben Foster), dressed in pasty makeup and a cowboy suit.  They believe that Irwin could be the key to the prophecy of the Unknown Angel, and Irwin's request in exchange for helping them is to be taken with the angels when they leave, or at least 1000 miles away.  They also have a horse, though considering it's constructed from scrap wood and moves like one of the giraffe costumes from Julie Taymor's Broadway version of The Lion King one can't be too sure.

While the holdouts include a man with two brand new matching Cadillacs and one who simply fires his shotgun at the team, a particularly difficult case are the Stalling (get it?) family (a man and his two wives) who put their house on top of an ark upon impending orders from God.  Their predicament spurs one of the best scenes of the film, as Walter O'Brien spins a hypothetical future in which their boat doesn't float but they refuse help anyways, as they are waiting for the sign.  Of course it ends with their death, to which one of the wives sputters, "But we died!"  This sales pitch ends with O'Brien and Son offering them a case containing two large white wings - "Something only God can offer" - along with a letter written and signed by Father Harlan himself.  As it turns out, Irwin claims to be shot with a tranquilizer gun (which he brought to the angels in a similar black case) and has scars on his back consistent with severed wings.  Neither the men or the angels truly believe what they are being presented with, but as the deadline approaches we can't help but see a magic window open just beyond the grasp of Modern Times.

There are so many strange images in this film, some drawn from particulars of the evacuation, such as a bathtub held by its drainpipe far above the ground, and others borne in the windswept imaginations of the Polish Brothers, such as the wooden horse.  All the disparate motifs weave a tapestry of death and pity, modernism clashing with antiquity, and the impossibility of ordinary people to comprehend divinity on Earth.  A recurring image is that of one of O'Brien's men who was accidentally trapped in the wall of the dam as it was being filled in with concrete, and the men visit it simply to touch the lump of their brother, forever trapped in their monument to progress ("The son-of-a-bitch's getting the biggest headstone this side of Rushmore.").  One scene in particular, in which the men visit a local café run by a woman who could pass for a Halloween mask's mummy and have to guess what she's serving, is so bizarre and seemingly unnecessary to the story I can't imagine why it wasn't cut, almost Lynchian in its frustrating illogic.  There are a few other small crinkles in the film, such as a couple of groan-inducing jokes and storefront signs clearly made with Microsoft Word, but for the most part the film is remarkably airtight considering its complex ideas.  A quirky sense of humor is even allowed to creep in to the proceedings, mostly surrounding the evacuation team and the angels.

While the movie is in color you wouldn't know it if you weren't wearing your good glasses - the color scheme is dourly washed out, as if the glacier-carved nothingness of the landscape has stained everything on it.  The sets and costumes perfectly capture a town dragging its heels through the 20th century, adopting the new as it can but rooted in the ill-advised dreams of a long-forgotten westward surge.  Each of the houses sit on blocks in the middle of a blasted nothing, as if dropped from the sky onto some distant moon, outposts for travelers who will never survive the trip.  If the acting wasn't so pitch-perfect the audience would be equally lost, and the contrapuntal groups of men and angels play off each other beautifully, creating an engrossing dance across an otherwise empty floor.  The cinematography by M. David Mullen is precise and passionately framed, allowing for rich compositions and deep focuses that accentuate the grainy angles of Northfork's death.  Draped over all of this is Stuart Matthewman's aching soundtrack, deeply sad and inflected by the myth of the American West.

The film is the creation of identical twin brothers Michael and Mark Polish, whose debut Twin Falls Idaho, in which they themselves played conjoined twins, confirmed them as true originals of independent cinema.  Shot for a meager $ 1.9 million budget, the Polish's payed for everything out of their own pockets, and only after winning several awards at film festivals was the film vindicated by distribution by Paramount.  It has yet to gain a real audience, and its slow pace and overwhelming embrace of mortality may keep it that way.  I've seen it three times now and will see it many more, and while I can't say I completely understand Northfork I can't deny its hypnotic pull on my psyche and my heart.  It's unlike any other film I've ever seen, and its beauty and poignancy only seems to grow every time I watch it.  It's the kind of film not meant to be deciphered but rather embraced unconditionally, allowing it to sing you into another world, free of explanation and invoking our collective unconscious.  You can't be certain of the answers, but you feel the remains of the ancient emotions that hold the only keys that matter.


~PNK

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Jazz Vampires of the Pee-wee Punkpocalypse - POPULATION: 1 (1986)


Cult movies on DVD have become a big business these days, what with Shout! Factory raking in the cash with their 80's horror re-releases and MST3K box sets.  There's so many old crazies coming out that you'd think they could run out, though there are tons of great, cult-worthy movies that still haven't seen the light of a laser.  The trick is to create smaller subsets of cult film in order to get collectors obsessing over how many nunsploitation movies they can cram onto their shelves, and one of the most elusive and awesome subsets is the cult musical.  Borne from the phenomenal cultural attachment to The Rocky Horror Picture Show, cult musicals are few and far between, largely because most cult movies are low budget and musicals are quite difficult to make in cinema form.  A notable exception is Francis Ford Coppola's box-office disaster One from the Heart, such a tanker that it killed the New Hollywood movement for good, though through the power of video rentals and the continuing success of its composer Tom Waits the film has gained a small following.  Perhaps there simply aren't many that are good enough to watch; for example, I've known about the Canadian sci-fi spoof musical Big Meat Eater for a while now but everything I've heard about it makes me hesitant to make the plunge into its Balonium depths.  However, after hearing about Population: 1 (1986) at Arbogast on Film I had no choice but to give it a spin, and I quickly realized that my play-by-play of what transpired may be the last record of my mortal existence, as my head was about to explode from post-punk counterculture ecstasy.  Or because I was trapped in a Philip K. Dick-brand-Gnosticism Demiurge trap of post-punk counterculture ecstasy.  Actually, thinking I'm trapped in the 1st cenury AD seems a picture of sanity in comparison to Population: 1.  If I'm not back in 72 minutes tell The Ordinaires that I love them.

Scratchy-ass B&W and the results of Björk time traveling to 1986 to start a third stream/progressive punk group set the stage for a woman running around empty urban wastes and lip-syncing to the audience.  She wails, she has thick makeup, she sleeps next to backwater docks, and we get a voice-over from a man who was disturbed to find himself the sole survivor of a suicide pact.  It appears we're watching the memoirs of Tomata duPlenty, lead singer of the L.A. techno-punk group The Screamers, and he's a fan of using his impressive reel-to-reel tape setup to play Star Wars up a couple of octaves.  Then the door to his studio blows up and he hallucinates, and we know that we're in for a great party movie, the kind where he sees his mother holding the Olympic torch for no reason and falling over in a series of still shots.  Memories of flooding are accentuated by flexatone Boing!'s, and he recites a messed up variation on My Country 'Tis of Thee, because satire.


Movie or goof-assed pseudo-beat-poetry one-man-show?  Tomata poses these questions as he monologues in a top hat and wife beater to nobody.  The player piano has no idea what he's talking about, either, though as he appears to be the only person left on Earth I guess he's got the right to do whatever he wants in his Pee-wee Playhouse bunker.  His bathroom appliances fly around, and that's not nearly as odd as his talk-singing.  Actually, I think this bunker was intended for Pee-wee and this guy murdered the Right Honorable Mr. Herman while disguised as Floory.  Before he has a wavy Wayne's World memory transition a computer flashes between his picture and his picture plus an elongated Pinocchio nose, and then his presumably dead girlfriend informs us that she's a "Jazz Vampire" through song.  She pukes hand-animated blood, and Tomata takes a bath, and Renaissance paintings flash past, and-




As I tried to flatten my ash-covered, stuck up hair and mend the rips in my blackened clothes I made the realization that no review can sum up Population: 1.  At no point is the movie normal or even comprehensible, and would you have settled for anything else that has both the giant from Twin Peaks and a 12-year-old Beck playing the accordion?  I didn't think so.  For some Population: 1 will be unrecommendable; for other essential.  Its writer-director, Rene Daalder, made this after the minor cult high school movie Massacre at Central High and a failed (?) attempt at a Sex Pistols movie, The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle.  He was also an underling of Russ Meyer, which might explain the boobs and breakneck pacing a bit but not so much the male nudity and half-assed video effects.  Population: 1 exists outside explanation and any need of approval or even an audience - and in a way YouTube has provided the ideal platform for these kinds of movies, whatever that kind of movie is.  An earlier cousin could be 200 Motels, the Frank Zappa-conceived disaster where every kind of crude satire and member of the Turtles was thrown at the wall in the hopes something would stick, but while it's entirely apparent that nobody had any control over 200 Motels (most certainly not Zappa) Daalder and duPlenty at least had a consistent vision of Population: 1 and must have known what they were doing.  In fact, the experience is so whimsically unhinged it's almost kind of cute, like a clown mounting a balloon-animal tribute to GG Allin.  That doesn't mean that any non-Daalder/duPlenty viewers will emerged unscathed or even sober, and I might as well have become the bastardly head growth from Bruce Robinson's insufferable How to Get Ahead in Advertising for how Earthbound my brain was after the last drum machine had beat its last circuit.


How's about this: I'll post the first 10 minutes below, and you take a look to see if you can handle it.  That way I can spend that time crawling back to reality and you can start planning your next Pot-'n'-Punk Hootenanny with or without the woozy anti-normalcy of Sirs Daalder and duPlenty*.  Either way, get Beck to play the accordion, preferably as a 12-year-old, but don't invite too many Twin Peaks actors or else you'll wind up with a fish in your coffee pot.



~PNK

*Kind of sounds like a carpet installation company, don't it?  Daalder & Duplenty, Remnant Wizards!